Ladies and Gentlemen of the World Wide Web do I have news for you. There is something fishy going on in Canada. No, really! Fish Fraud has been committed. That is right, you heard correctly. Salmon, Cod and Red Snapper have all been accused of pretending to be other things such as Great White Sharks. This crime is taken very seriously among the lakes of Ontario and must be stopped! If a fish you know and love is pretending to be someone else, please... Canada asks you to turn them in to the nearest Red Lobster ASAP. This is becoming very serious, children are eating fish sticks that are actually tuna in disguise! It's broken dreams! Please, do what you can to save our country and our food chain! This is a real fish fry. A real issue. If you have any information you can annonymously email us at fishforfreedom.ca or call in at our toll-free number 1-888-123-4567.
If you would like to help us raise awareness of the situation via Twitter hashtag these in your tweets;
#FISHFRAUD #FISHYSITUATION #YOUSLAPPEDAFISH #FISH4FREEDOM
The country thanks you!
This story is based on real events. Please read responsibly.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2013/04/05/f-seafood-fraud-canadian-consumer-reaction.html
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